If an Atheist Is an Alcoholic?

Question by Prof Fruitcake: If an atheist is an alcoholic?
What does he do for a higher power in AA?
There’s no punch line. Serious question.

Best answer:

Answer by chastity {R}
I’m waiting for the punch line.

Answer by ???????·?????da?
i’m a alcoholic, and i’m not a “HE”… and the only place i plan on going for help for this so called problem is the liquor store.

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